i read this ho’s submission “I am 16 & going on guy #5, nbd. mlih”
yeah bitch?
i’m 16 and going on guy number 18, girl number 13.
i win.
MLIH

today i read these posts and reliesed the majority of theses are fake because nobody is that much of a skank. seriously are you proud of fucking you boyfriends father?

today i had a cock in my ass, a cock in my pussy, a cock in my mouth, and a cock in each hand. then my boyfriend walked in. he put his between my tits. seven-ways are so fucking orgasmic.

I must have given my boyfriend great head because the next words out of his mouth were do you want turkey or ham? Yep he made me the sandwich mlih

I don’t know why I even buy underwear anymore. I always end up losing them. MLIH

My fencing tutor is hot. I asked him if he could show me any neat tricks with his sword. We fucked. MLIH.

today in class i made a list of all the guys ive fucked.
the teacher saw it and took it and read it to the class.
it took the whole period. mlih.

today i had respect for myself…lol jks

My daily life:
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Today, i fucked my boyfriend so good he’s now pregnant

I just froze 12 sandwhiches so i don’t have to make them for atleast 2 days. MLIH

met a boy saturday, fucked him wednesday. why? because he’s 6′7″, how can you not want to know how big that dick is?? MLIH.

To Do List:

-Get piss drunk
-Fuck a guy I don’t know
-Repeat
MLIH

my friend needed some privacy at a party but all the guys were crowding around her, i scream “HEY BOYS I DONT HAVE A GAG REFLEX” and they all come running. MLIH

This summer I hooked up with two guys on vacation, came home 69ed in a basement, two days later on my birthday I was eaten out by one guy and gave the other head. Couple weeks later gave another guy head in his bros bed, and once again a week later in a dugout. School comes along I hook up with two guys in one night, one outside on a bench, the other in a little boys bedroom. Everyone thinks I’m innocent and quiet. My life is ho.

I swallow, because spitting isn’t lady-like. MLIH

I’m a bro. While reading these I thought shit when did women learn how to type??

The biggest word that I know how to spell? Prostitution. MLIH

Barn. Bed. Floor. Couch. Front seat. Passenger Seat. Back seat. Hood of a car. Shower. Front porch. Tent. Camper. In a room with other people. MLIH.

wanna hear a joke? men’s lacrosse. MLIH

me and my two bestfriends had a threesom toda. we are all girls and all staright. we were just that horny.

Today in the locker room, some younger girls were talking about giving handjobs so I had to let them know, “You know how to give the best handjob? With your mouth.”

Today I lost my virginity for the 7th time… this week. My god boys are stupid.

If you are what you eat, I’m a penis… MLIH

today i got out of class 5 minutes early to help a bro on crutches get to his class. we took the school elevator & as soon as the door closed i dropped & gave him mad head. i finished by the time the doors opened. MLIH.

I am only a ho because I’m hot as fuck. It wouldn’t be right to not let multiple guys enjoy my sexy body. MLIH

I was at a party with my fellow Ho’s and the potential slampiece I was hooking up with was such a horrible kisser I decided to give him head just so we wouldn’t have to kiss anymore. . . MLIH

yesterday, i gave this guy a hand job while we were on the couch….under a blanket with my best friend, i didnt tell her. until today when she did the same thing with another guy. great ho’s think alike! mlih

My boyfriend said that if I suck his dick 2 times a day for a week, he will let me out of the kitchen for a 2 minute break. I said no. I don’t want to get behind in his sandwich making.

Why Yes I do take it up the ass.

Hey this is Justin bieber and I just realized that I really need to get into the kitchen instead of tryin to be a bro. MLIH

my boyfriend told me i have a “gift” when it comes to blow jobs. his brother thinks so too. MLIH.

Im in high school and I went to a college party last night and fucked one of the college boys. Today, I found out that I took his virginity… MLIH.

I’ve been fucking your bf for the past 5 months. MLIH.

This morning, i fucked my boyfriend so hard, he made me waffles. home. made. waffles. MyLifeIsHo.

I swallow.

This week I won a sandwich making contest
blew 69 guys
and found out that cum and lettuce is a suffient diet
im so proud MLIH

On the night of my birthday, I got drunk. I made out with 5 people, gave 2 guys a hand job, seduced a guy so I could get the bottle of Hypnotic, had sex with one guy 3 times. Once in a barn, once in the back of my best friends car, and once in the shower. When he and I got out of the shower(we were sober at this point), we walked into my best friends livingroom at which point her and I looked at each other, both knowing what each other did last night. We laughed and fist bumped. MLIH.

Today a bro called me a ho. I smiled and we had sex. MLIH

Girls don’t call me a whore because their jealous of me, because I’m prettier than them, or because I get more guys then them. Girls call me a whore because I’m a whore. MLIH.

He told me he got with another girl; I told him I faked it every time. MLIH

What is with all these bitches talking about second base? Real Ho’s go 4 the Home run. With more then 1 guy. Every day. MLIH

today i went to my boyfriend’s house and he made me a sandwich for lunch. then i broke up with him and had sex with a real man… his older brother. after that, i made his brother a sandwhich, like it should be done.

last night i made my bf cum without even touching him. MLIH

Today, I “accidentally” let my boss feel me up. I got a raise the next week. MLIH

Today I fucked my boyfriend for the first time, after he told me to make him a sandwich. I said no. He complained to his best friend about it so I fucked his best friend and then made him a sandwich MLIS

I really wish my boyfriend would cuddle with me after we fuck. but theres no room to cuddle in the kitchen.

Bros, stop making up all these stories of what we did to you. We can pleasure ourselves whenever we want, and we do it better than you can to us anyway. MLIH.

How do all you sluts fi d time to post these? You should be making sandwiches. MLIB.

I fucked 9 guys today, gave 13 blowjobs, got fingered 17 times, and 27 guys ate me out. MLIH

Today I realized I’m going to name my daughter Stacy so I can be known as Stacy’s mom. MLIH

Today, I took it up the ass more times then Justin Beiber.

I’m a hoe. I bone bros all day. I make a mean sandwich. So chill. MLIH

I’m drunk and getting fingered. MLIH.

still fucking my ex boyfriend bc my new bf and i aren’t having sex yet. MLIH

i have an F in West Civ, so i fucked my west civ teacher to boost my grade up to a B. then i made him a sandwich and suddenly was grade was an A+. MLH

I don’t make him sandwiches. I make him steaks. mlih

underwear is so pointless. I put it on, and its taken off of me by some guy less than an hour later. I should stop wearing it.

My pussys tight on 2 fingers, but I’ve had sex at least 9 times. I’m 15. MLIH

I’m getting horny just reading this shit.. someone wanna fuck??