Today i fucked a mexican. Then i went in the kitchen and made him a taco. MLIH

68, I’ll owe you one. (; MLIH.

I bought a new bra and thong today and the first thing I got excited about was the sexy pictures I was going to send. MLIH

I’ve already hooked up with 3 this year. MLIH

Today I realized that everybody hates me except my bros. MLIB

i was reading this book about a girl who gets with her teacher. inspired, i fucked my history teacher the next day. books can teach you something. MLIH

well to start of, i put on a skirt as a shirt, and i sucked a dick…and welll i fucked my best friend’s boyfriend..two times.

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Today, I went to the local frat house. I sucked all of them out and at the end I let them mushroom stamp me. MLISFH

I was at a hooters drinking vodka and staring at fine ass. I went to the bathroom to call my ex girlfriend. Right as I dialed, the door flung open and my waitress pushed me into a stall. I put the phone down and fucked her. I realized my ex was on the line the whole time. I walked out and let my guy friend smell my pussyhand. MLIH

I gave my boyfriend head in the afternoon, fucked him at night, fucked him in the morning then made him pancakes for breakfast and now I’m watching football with him.