I blew this guy so good, he actually turned the xbox off.

I’m so ho I’ll make everyone who reads this a sandwich.

My 18th birthday party got busted and when the cop asked me to blow I got down on my knees. When he asked me what I was doing I said sorry, did you want your sandwich first?

my boyfriend treats me like shit thats why i fuck his friends

I don’t swallow, I chug. MLIH

Today I felt really horny so I put peanut butter on my vigina and had my dog lick it off. Later that day my boyfriend ate me out for the fist time. I dont know what was worst the fact that my boyfriend said my vigina tasted like peanut butter or the fact that my dog was better. MLIH

A hand job’s a man’s job, so suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone. MLIH

Ho’s need bro’s. bro’s need sandwiches.
im a bro and i aprove this messege

I’m a bro from MLIB and realized I need girls like you where I live

im a 36D naturally…..and im 14