I was at a hooters drinking vodka and staring at fine ass. I went to the bathroom to call my ex girlfriend. Right as I dialed, the door flung open and my waitress pushed me into a stall. I put the phone down and fucked her. I realized my ex was on the line the whole time. I walked out and let my guy friend smell my pussyhand. MLIH

I gave my boyfriend head in the afternoon, fucked him at night, fucked him in the morning then made him pancakes for breakfast and now I’m watching football with him.