i’m a lesbian, i made my girlfriend make me a sandwich
am i a bro or a ho?

me and my bitch skyped with these boys, we were high as fuck and had our vibrators in. we made sure to snap shot the guys that were watching us, they were naked as well. I posted the pictures on facebook…and tagged their girlfriends in them…

MLIH

today i found out about this site..read a few posts and realized its probably a bunch of 13 year old horny guys…

i was reading this site and got really horny so i fingerd myself. when i was done my mom walked in my room and asked why it smelled like fish. MLIH

Today, while my boyfriend was playing COD, I made him cookies, while they were baking I left the kitchen to give him head… the cookies burnt.. I’m a bad Ho.

Today, This guy banged me. Then he banged my mom. My name is Stacey.

Today a guy asked me what “putout” means
He now understands . MLIH

I prefer dick in my mouth instead of food. MLIH.

Today, my cousin (who lives in Michigan) had to be taught how to fist bump. Then, she told me her boyfriend played lax. I gained a little respect from her, until I met her boyfriend. Totally a Bro-poser. I punched him in the face and then ‘hung out’ with his brother (whose DEFINITELY a bro.) MLIH

my mom bought me a stripper pole for christmas. she said i needed practice because thats the only way ill ever be able to make money. MLIH.