Today, I gave my ex head, a handjob, let him put in my ass and fuck the shit out of me. 30 minutes later, i let his bestfriend put it in my ass too. MLIH
Today i ditched my best friend to blow the same guy that she told me she could see herself marrying..mlih
Last night I fucked a bro for some alcohol, then smoked weed, got drunk, and gave a gay guy dome.
Today I discovered this site. And realized these are all bros wishin they were hoes. Just lax guys, kick back with a natty and Imma make you a sammich. MLIH.
my life is ho,
theres really nothing more to say.
I watched my close friend blow a guy for a cupcake; I ate it instead.
I will forever associate cupcakes with sexual favors.
Today I was 69ing this guy when his dog walked in on us. We let him join. MLIH
Well, I was going to tell everyone one of my hoe stories, but I couldn’t pick the best one..MLIH….now eat me out, bitches.
Today I was in the other room when my boyfriend was looking at my life is bro on the computer. He was reading them and laughing when he decided that I needed to make him a sandwich and blow him. Being the ho that I am, I informed him that he wouldn’t be getting any for the next month. MLIHo
I fucked my best friends 2 older brothers in her bed… at the same time (: