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everyones body is 90% water from all the water they drink. in my body… 50% of that water is cum. mlih

last night, i fucked my best friend’s cousin. while she was sleeping in the next room. and his parents were downstairs. i made him breakfast this morning and gave him head while he was buying a lax stick online. MLIH

last night i fucked my brothers best friend in his room. he walked in and knuckled bumbed me. mlib

I got drunk and went home with a slampiece then found out she has a husband. So we had a threesome. It was a human sandwich. MLIH.

My boyfriend and I are in the college choir – I gave him head 5min before a perormance, against the wall of the church with the rest of the choir and audience only feet away. He sang louder that day. MLIH

today i woke up. made a sandwhich. gave some bop. washed some pinnies. gave some more bop.got a 30 of natty. went back to bed.the guys thanked me by saying i could do it again tomorrow. MLIH.

Today, while my boyfriend was playing COD, I made him cookies, while they were baking I left the kitchen to give him head… the cookies burnt.. I’m a bad Ho.

Pants are pointless. MLIH

I’ve given head and had anal, all before I ever kissed a guy, I guess you can say I skipped bases. MLIH

I’m a hoe. I bone bros all day. I make a mean sandwich. So chill. MLIH

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