The other night, i was chillin at this party & I banged this guy for like an hour, then i took a break for 5 mins and banged another guy. The most legit part was they both had the same name. It was chill, MY LIFE IS HO. (;
Today, i gave intense oral to my friend to pay back a loan of five bucks. Oh, and we’re both chicks. MLIH.
Today my boyfriend made me a sandwich while I played Halo Reach. He knows his place.
The other night, i was chillin at this party & I banged this guy for like an hour, then i took a break for 5 mins and banged another guy. The most legit part was they both had the same name. It was chill, MY LIFE IS HO. (;
Today, I was studying for a test at my work, which is a sporting good store. I made 69 flashcards all about the size, circumference, and feel of all balls. MLIH
Today, I figured out through an anonymous poll that the #1 word I am described with is “dominatrix”. MLIH
I ate a cock meat sandwich today. It was the first sandwich i didnt have to make myself. MLIH
Today, I got to second base for the second time. I’m 13. I got to second base for the first time an hour ago. MLIH!
i make sandwich’s like it’s my job(:
so today, my left leg met my right.. they don’t get along so i guess they just need to stay distanced for awhile…